The first time I saw you, I knew we’d be linked forever…
Like, I have absolutely no loyalty toward the human race. When the aliens come, they’re gonna be like “Take me to your leader.” And I’m gonna be like, “You are my leader now.”
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
I just heard a girl outside yell “PARKOUR” really loudly immediately followed by a dull thud on the ground and a softer “ugh” and I’m laughing really hard
do you live in Toronto because this might have been me about 2 hours ago jumping down from a fence dressed as Bro Strider
I missed the train..
"Eye of the Tiger"
this october i’m gonna fuck a pumpkin.
This could mean 2 things..
what do you mean it “could mean 2 things” i’m gonna go get a pumpkin and shove it up my ass.
Url inspired graphics: echoesofclara
Doctor Who quotes → Eleventh Doctor